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Tuesday, September 13, 2011

POMPUAN !

post ni only for 15++

hoi pompuan !! kaw bajet kaw bgos sngt rr ?? aq tak mati  pon laa x kawan ngan kaw ! org nk damai kaw wat hal phal ... fine rr .. kaw gy laa kat bestie kaw uhh ! pangai cam HARAM  sial !! pahal maen2 status lakk ? minx maaf bagai !! PGY MATI LA POMPUAN !! aq cakap baek2 cakap mulut aq laser .. hoi pompuan ! kaw sorg ke ade hal umah tangge ?? aq ade gak laa .. normal la tuhh !! tu pon nk besa2 kan ..ikotkan aq lagy saket aty ngan kaw dr kaw saket aty ngan aq ... pompuan tataw malu ... kaw da kutuk bdakk uhhh .. ttibe men ngadu2 lakk kat dy !! TALAM 2 muke ... cakap org lebih !! kaw tu DA LA LOKEK CITE .. BAJET HOT , COVER CUN . BAJET PEMALU !!! BAJKET PANDAI SANGAT ! AQ MENGAKU LAA KAW LAGY PANDAI .. X YAHH NK SINDIR2 .. TD DAH JUMPE KAT TAMAN PAHAL NK MEN STATUS2 AGY DOE /... BAJET MALAIKAT LAKK KAT SITU .. AQ NGAKU MANG MULUT AQ JAHAT .. BUT ATLEAST .. AQ X SEBAR AIB KAW KAT ORG DOE !! TAPI SEBAB KAW DA MULE DULU .. AQ SAMBUNG RR .. NI KAW NK KAN ?? AQ DA OFFER DAMAI KAW  JUAL MAHAL .. FINE !! KAW DA PLAN MACAM2 .. KAW LIBATKAN KITOWG .. BUT THEN KAW YG TA JOIN .. LOSER NK MAMPOS !!! BLAH LAA KAW !

Wednesday, September 7, 2011

toilet CAN be dangerous ..

yo ~ salam .. oseooseyo

actually harini ,
me , fitri , salsabila , athirah , asyraf and hilman .. ad program kat SBPI Gombak ..

*program pecutan akhir arab*

sumthing like that laa name program tu ..
let's go straight to the point ..

this is SO embarassing for that someone ..

me and fit went to the toilet ..
dan berlakulah dialog ini diantare mereka

me : fit , bapak lame laa dorg kat dalam .. nk je aq pecah pintu ni
fit : taw xpe ..
me : stall ujung tu ade org ke ?? sunyi je
fit : no idea ..
me : jap aq check .. *opens the door* "squeeaaakk" tak kunci ?? *tolak slow2* xde org doe
fit :  xde org laa weyhh *dengan confident tolak kuat2* (LAUGHS OUT LOUD) .. 
me : what the ?? *looks inside* *turns away* (dammit mang saket aty fit tak ckp .. x pasal2 aq kne nmpk sndri) 
us : HAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
person inside the stall :: eh2 *innocently* pintu ni tebukak laa .. *closes the door and lock it* 
me : *klua toilet* ASTAGHFIRULLAHALAZIM !!!


// time uhh seme da usya pelik kat aq ngan fit bab gelak x abes ..


that person : *klua dr stall .. nmpk aq ngan fit tahan gelak .. muke slamber senyum*
us : GHAHAH ** dy tak pasan doe ..
since that incident .. me and fit just can't bear to see the girl's face .. *sadd* WE'RE SO SORRY !! ^^
p/s: so the moral value is ..
: never trust anyone (HAHA)
: bg salam kalau nk bkk pintu (tnye dulu laa ade org ke tak)
: jangan gelakkan orang

most important !!!!


>>> MASUK TOILET RETI2 LAA KUNCI PINTU EHH ?? <<<

-pesanan ikhlas dari hati-
aizati & fitri <3


kamsahamnida !!